Welcome to Happy Treachery!
“I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true.
I am not bound to succeed,
but I am bound to live by the light that I have.
I must stand with anybody that stands right,
and stand with him while he is right,
and part with him when he goes wrong.”
This web page is a fun facts portal to the town of Treachery and it slave units‘ activities.
Treachery was founded by a grumpy, loose, gun-slinging, tobacco-spitting smoker, a couple of years after the Nice guy was crucified. The Nice guy was crucified because he had turned over some money-changer tables in a temple and this pissed off those who loved this trade-center. (Sadly, Trade centers aren’t getting more popular. )
Spiteful and greedy slave units helped nail him to a cross. Subsequent honest slave units are referred to as mentally challenged… Still they remain lovely. The less happy slave units roam free to rip each other off… they are in fact… morally challenged.
Treachery uses a monetary universal currency called TIN (Treacherous Imaginary Numbers). This ever changing convenience makes and maintains slave units dishonest for 6 of the 7 slave days. Ninety percent of the slave work force is fooled into counting, checking or bleeding this “convenience” while the other 10 percent does all actual useful work. Occasionally people protest against poverty and they then ensue to destroy the 10%’s useful produce and/or property.
On day 7 slave units pretend to be happy and honest by ignoring the mad rush caused by the black hole(the imaginary numbers are very treacherous). They spend the day
bribing their respective gods with Treacherous Imaginary Numbers. The Gate, Pty(Ltd) is in charge of conduct between slave units and gods and they accept TIN for their effort. At the same time they ensure that happy and sad slave units have no contact with the nice teachings of the Nice guy. Slave units are generally reminded of crucifixion, cruelty, self-hatred [sin] and wrath[hell]. Secret stories of the Nice guy are still hidden in the less popular avenues of Treachery. The pirate knows… but he keeps to the ladies.
Occasionally some of the smarter slave units chooses to steal, as this is far more convenient than counting TIN, while waiting for the 10 percent to finish their work. Their innovative thinking is rewarded with imprisonment and cruelty. The result is that society is generally antisocial and cruel.
The mayor, Knight Candid, is a no bullshit bullshitter who mitigates friction between votes of the left and profits of the right. He likes using the f-fword.
The Flash Newspaper is Treachery’s “independently” funded by the big businesses[everything is mostly owned by DR Delicious] who drives both Treachery politics and Treachery News and as a result chicken is always on special.The news is fabricated, unreliable, or dishonest and serves to manipulate the slave units into buying overpriced poor quality chicken.
ANTITAX is the rebel rock band of Treachery. They suck and the lead singer BOZO LOUD UGLY is always in a bad mood. Occasionally a talented band called the INVISIBLE BAND performs with ANTITAX to make reasonable music.
There also lurks a demon in Treachery, who has a sneak agenda against RIPTOFF bank. These evil forces battle it out for the souls and TIN of the slave units.
RIPTOFF BANK lends people their own pension fund at a compounded interest fee and sends them to war if they cannot make the payments. Should they make the payments they find their pension fund is inflated and worthless. This pisses off the demon who also wants a slice of evil. Needless to say… insurance is an easy sale.
Don’t park on yellow lines.
A quote from our beloved Mayor: “Where do I plug it in?”
At night the major drinks wine and listens to the Invisible Band.